Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,450 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/180 points)
All good things come to an end!
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
Get over 1000 points!
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
Now you have mastered the buttons.
Thanks for reading! :)
Get over 10,000 points!!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 23/32 (230/500 points)
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
You monster.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/175 points)
Get a gameover in story mode
Complete the story mode
Play as both a boy and a girl at least once
Collect a correct pronoun
Get your first highscore in endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 4/17 (100/525 points)
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (55/140 points)