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Total Medals Earned: 98 (From 23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,520 Points

Newgrounds OSX beta

Desktop Unlocked 4/12/12
5 Points
Your very own virtual desktop!
Error 404 Unlocked 4/12/12
5 Points
Stupid error's!
Notepad Unlocked 4/12/12
5 Points
Editing text has never been so fun.
Cannot connect to the interweb! Unlocked 4/12/12
10 Points
Oh the humanity!
Created a account! Unlocked 4/12/12
10 Points
You're officially cool!
Lose money Unlocked 4/12/12
10 Points
In debt for the rest of your life for clicking a button.
SPAM'd Unlocked 4/12/12
25 Points
She played you like a piano!
Rememberd 5 Points We will always remember you brah <3
Easter Egg Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hitler Egg! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (70/175 points)

Pacman Doom

Game Over Unlocked 9/28/13
5 Points
All good things come to an end!
Spawn Unlocked 9/28/13
5 Points
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
High Score Unlocked 9/28/13
10 Points
Get over 1000 points!
Bridge The Gap 5 Points There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
In Control 5 Points Now you have mastered the buttons.
Read Me 5 Points Thanks for reading! :)
Higher Score 25 Points Get over 10,000 points!!
Insane Score 100 Points Get over 66,666 points!!!
Delete Music Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Face Change Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/180 points)

Pico's School

Overkill Unlocked 9/30/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Unlocked 9/30/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day 100 Points Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Brutal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)

Relive Your Life

30 Rock Date Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Puppy Love Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 6/6/12
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 23/32 (230/500 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Suicide Unlocked 2/16/17
5 Points
You monster.
You are a murderer Unlocked 2/16/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
How stupid are you? 5 Points Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
That was smart 5 Points What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire 5 Points Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up 25 Points You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)

Roar Rampage

Angry Dino Unlocked 2/28/13
5 Points
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Getting Started Unlocked 2/28/13
5 Points
Complete first level
War Machine Unlocked 2/28/13
10 Points
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Weak Hit 5 Points Score a x1 at the punch machine
Game Complete 25 Points Complete the game
Total Destruction 50 Points Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Rampage 100 Points Destroy last boss without getting hit
Supporter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/205 points)

Social Dysphoria The Game

Psychological Evaluation Unlocked 9/28/13
5 Points
Get a gameover in story mode
Gender Fluid 5 Points Play as both a boy and a girl at least once
Step by Step 5 Points Get your first highscore in endless mode
Misgendered 10 Points Collect a correct pronoun
Treasured Vial/Ampule 25 Points Complete the story mode
No Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
??? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You saved the world! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/175 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/11/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

Sydney Shark

CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 11/1/12
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 11/1/12
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 11/1/12
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Zeppelin Unlocked 11/1/12
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli 25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
DHC2Beaver 25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane 25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO 25 Points Take down the UFO
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/17 (100/525 points)

take care of the trees

A Blocked Path Unlocked 5/7/12
5 Points
Talk to your brother.
Home Sweet Home Unlocked 5/7/12
5 Points
Try to enter the house.
It's Dangerous to go Alone Unlocked 5/7/12
5 Points
Get the axe.
Pull it! Unlocked 5/7/12
5 Points
Pull the switch.
Fire and Brimstone Unlocked 5/7/12
10 Points
Burn down all the houses.
You Win..? Unlocked 5/7/12
25 Points
That was a weird game.
Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points Visit my world wide website.
Side Effects Include.. 5 Points Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Mr. Literal 25 Points Cut down all of the trees.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/90 points)